Oh, Dr. Akai, how I wish I could hear your tales of inter-dimensional adventure and the events leading to your current appearance. Your fellow physicists aren't sure what to make of you now, with your jackaly-head and your lack of clothes, but I'm hopeful they won't plot to turn you into a lab specimen. Will science save you or enslave you?
I think Dr. Steve Cutenberg will be all right, though. Look at that little guy.
Dr. Akai belongs to Kenoshi of FA [link]
Dr. Steve Cutenberg belongs to my heart.